A few thoughts about this year's Victoria Secret's show:

• Martha Stewart and George Harrison look stupid sitting in the front row.
• I'm all set with the whole P Dud and Martha BFF story line.
• Usher is a certifiably C.R.A.Z.Y. entertainer!
• I think John Stamos would be a cool best friend.
• Three words to describe this year's makeup that made the girls look old and tired with loads of wrinkles: sparkly eye discharge.
• Miranda Kerr